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scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

(via reattachment)

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via desirr)

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

(via desirr)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via creepy-unclebaelish)

hotboyproblems:

i really don’t want to get out of bed i just want to sleep for a couple of days

(via transcripts)

,,

Wow, what a butthole.

Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation  (via gnarly)

(Source: tehjeff, via ha-ze)